Osama's endorsement

John Chuckman: 'Osama's endorsement'
Posted on Monday, November 01 @ 10:29:03 EST
By John Chuckman
http://www.smirkingchimp.com/article.php?sid=18511&mode=nested&order=0
It has been a bad few weeks for Bush with discoveries startling enough to kill, or at least stun, a normal candidate. But there is nothing normal about Bush. He just keeps plunging ahead, grunting and gasping, like one of the undead.

We learned that Bush wears a radio device at important events. This fact alone could explain his strange plodding movements and words, a creature waiting, eyes blinking mechanically, for each new word in its ear to register before reacting.

I understand that the existence of a radio device has not been proved, but it takes a much greater stretch of the imagination than a radio device to explain the strange shape photographed on the President's back, and science always favors simple, clear explanations.